To: glorious spammer
Dear spammer,
I am really thankful for your excellent observations. I mean, are you in love with my prefects? You actually OBSERVE my prefects' every single move? even in class? on behalf of the whole prefectorial board, i would like to like to thank you. i mean, you actually saw my prefect eating in class? you are def a pro. you know, we are trained to do it discretly. perhaps you can join us? i see a lot of potential in you. HOWEVER. we prefects are people who take pride in what we do and who we are. no ''spammer'' or ''unknown''. so, please consider MY request. ps. (this is hazel) please remember okay. of course, if you're kind enough to drop by. thankyou. im sorry if you are offended. or im offending. cos i love you
From: The prefectorial board